It’s a recession. Use your head wisely, and download only good music. God bless you as you do so.

Anyhow, man must survive. My people, this country is funny oh. We are currently in a recession, where the country has stopped growing economically. In fact, we are contracting (meaning, we are now growing negatively).

This negative growth has resulted in everything being upside down. So, you that used to have N50,000 to spend anyhow, will now be managing about N10,000, due to a sharp fall in the value of the Naira, and the inflation within the country.

I know many of you have considered relocating to Ghana, Benin Republic, Togo, Mali, Angola, and even Chad. But the Lord is your strength. For those who have chosen to remain, the Mutual Aid Benefit that is called MMM has begun to offer you free money, and you are collecting. Well, what will man do? Any how we must survive. But just be careful oh, because when MMM crashes, everything will disappear, including all your money in the system.

For those of you who can still afford internet, read Pulse and download music, I am your friend. And as you are reading this article, I want to teach you how to enjoy music in this recession, so that your MB (data) will not waste. Tell me ‘thank you’. Good.

Downloading Nigerian music is like gambling. You never know what you get, even from your favorite artistes. Sometimes they will make jam of life. Other times they will just be singing dust. Saw dust. But the chances of a new song being sweet is hard. That’s why you need to follow these steps.

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First, you need to find a place where you can download quality music. Don’t go to all those platforms where anybody can just throw music on it oh. Before you download a song from a 15 year old, who recorded with church microphone and mixed with Fruity Loops version 1. See, as a matter of fact, the only place you should be downloading music right now is Pulse Music. That is because I personally go through every song before it is published. I get over 100 emails every day with new music, but I screen them all, and select the best for you.

But sometimes, some of your artistes will sing rubbish, and package it for you to listen. Be careful. Before you download, first listen to the song first. Don’t come and go and be wasting your data on dust. Be sure to stream, and see if you like it. If you do, then download. If you don’t, well, there’s always another song.

Don’t waste your MB.

Always be sure to check the album artwork. Especially if it is an upcoming artiste. Album artworks are not exactly safe determinants, but they help give you an inkling into the quality of the branding the artiste has. Good branding sometimes give good music. Don’t waste your MB.

And if for any reason, your friend wants you to share your new music, don’t give. Stinginess in recession is not a sin. Can’t they go and download their own? In fact, copy this link and send to them. Let them use their data and download it.

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It’s a recession. Use your head wisely, and download only good music. God bless you as you do so.